My brother made an orc on WoW and he’s literally running around screaming “I GOT ME AXE” and other people are fucking joining in jesus

He’s harassing a blood elf and he’s got like a fucking posse screaming AXE and SWORD and BOOTS and other random shit in the horde general chat goddamn

He just got 3 friend requests everybody on this server is clearly a 16 year old boy like him

image I cannot fucking believe
#wicked #weird things be happenin’ in #Skyrim, yo. First #demonicpossession, #whatsnext? #videogame #elderscrolls #glitch

#wicked #weird things be happenin’ in #Skyrim, yo. First #demonicpossession, #whatsnext? #videogame #elderscrolls #glitch

amorinvitute replied to your post “It’s late (or early) and I figured I might as well post this here so I…”

This is very good! But you’re right, it’s a shame about the word max. If you ever have time to expand on it I personally would love to read and extended version.

AHHHH thank you!

I’ll make sure to keep that in mind when I expand on it!

(word limits will forever be my biggest enemy)

It’s late (or early) and I figured I might as well post this here so I can give Rory the link. This is the story that sparked my idea, and will eventually be expanded upon.
Title because of the poem Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening.
Got an A+ for it from my English teacher, but he didn’t elaborate what was good about it. I personally feel that the climax is rushed (damn you, wordcounts. Maximum was 1000 words. This is 998 words. I wanted to write more.) You’re all very welcome to leave feedback if you decide to read it.

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I’ve reached the point of the night where I’m high on too much coffee, I’m talking out loud to myself, and everything is funny.

Okay but real problem here, should I write Miles To Go… in Danish or in English?

My writing tends to be better in Danish (which is, after all, my mother tongue), but English would mean I could get more poeple to read it…

Descisions, descisions…

How many stories are you working on right now?



A lot? Let’s do a list. The order has nothing to do with which story I’ll work on first, though.

  • The Auran Trilogy - one universe, in three parts (hence a trilogy) I talk about it a lot on here, don’t I? It’s a YA fantasy thing. I think. First book almost written, conceptualising/planning book 2 and 3.
  • Prince Shadow and Princess Sunshine (Prins Skygge og Prinsesse Solskin) Originally planned as a fairy tale for the kids in my family. Still in concept-stage.
  • The Mechanical Magician (Den Mekaniske Magiker) - A steam punk story vaguely inspired by Steam Powered Giraffe, in the sense that an automaton appears in it. The main theme is aircrafts, though. Planning-stage in the sense that I have the overall plot and characters, but not the small details.
  • Death Train - an action/horror story for kids/teens about a young reaper and a lost girl in China Town. Sine I know nothing about China Town, it’s still in the conceptualising-stage.
  • Web Crawlers - a dystopian YA (as if we haven’t had enough of those!) in which the human race has had their consciences uploaded to the internet. A guy stumbles upon a conspiracy and has to travel to the Deep Web and save the whole thing. Mostly because I find the Deep Web kinda cool. Conceptualising-stage as well.
  • Reports from Sector IV - another dystopian story! Mostly because one of my friend and I created a bunch of characters that I’d hate to let go to waste, so I’ve developed them further. Christian Donovan has to transport important information on something that can change the course of the war to his older brother, who is the leader of the rebellion. Still gotta figure out the middle part.
  • Miles To Go Before I Sleep - Horror-story inspired by the Slenderman mythos, set in a town close to Schwarzwald, Germany. Noah’s town is haunted by an ancient entity from the woods. Together with the new transfer student, she must travel to the heart of Schwarzwald to find the Grandmother Ash Tree (read: Yggdrasill), since a spike from that is the only thing that can kill the entity. The title will porbably be changed. Started out as a short story for English class. Really excited to get to work on this. Planning the details.
  • The Helium Wars - ahahahahaha this is an old MCR Danger Days-story that never got away from its concept-stage, features old OCs of me and my friend. For some reason it’s still in my notes. Maybe I’ll work on it one day.
  • Heaven Sent (Som Sendt fra Himlen) - a story about an angel stationed in Hell, the Devil, and a lonely girl in Los Angeles. Stems from a very old, very bad A7X fanfiction that I somehow expanded on. Doesn’t feature anyone from A7X anymore. Concept-stage.
  • Circus Freaks - this is the one I talked about in the other ask I got. A bunch of people with supernatural powers escape from the circus and ends up living in a mansion on a hill. Focuses on James and Alison, and their unlikely friendship. Mostly for my own amusement, I don’t plan anything big for this one.

That’s it. What a list! I think I’ll finish working on the first Auran-book, and then begin working on Miles To Go…, since that’s the one that currently holds most of my interest.
It’s not like I don’t have anything to work with, huh?!

I promise to love you:

at 6 am when you’re waking
to go to work, to school, or whatever
road life takes you on;
and when you didn’t sleep well,
your hair is a mess
and your eyes are sleepy.

at 8 am when we say goodbye
for the day and you’re rushing
out the door with a cup
of black coffee, after finishing
a morning cigarette
when your lips taste like
caffeine and nicotine.

at 3 pm when you’re exhausted
from the day and people have
worn you out and you feel like
sighing, crying, and falling asleep
and escaping in afternoon dreams.
I will kiss your forehead,
and wrap myself in your arms.

at 10 pm when you’re heading to bed,
even though you won’t sleep for hours
and you’ll flip through all the channels
tired of dismal newscasts and re-runs.
Especially when we become a human knot
wrapped up in sheets and kisses

at 3 am when loneliness and sadness
do not destroy you, but consume you
and when you weep without an explanation
I’ll kiss your lips, softly and
tell you you’re the absolute best.
When we talk about life
and why winter kills the flowers.

I will love you when you grow old,
I will love you even after that
I will love you if I’m no longer here
I will love you
I will love you
and I will love you.


I promise to love you forever (for Louis) by Amanda Katherine Ricketson (via -poetic)



Firebending Fence
Firebending Arms
Firebending Punch
Firebending Open Palm
Firebending Double Fist
Firebending Whip
Firebending Split
Firebending Surf
Firebending Breath
Firebending Flight

Now this is porn


2, 6, 35 :)

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