The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.
when someone says something so wrong that really pisses you off but you don’t wanna start an argument so you just sit there like
cant bend my knees
A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes
orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp
- don’t like me
- liked me at one point, but don’t like me anymore
- hate what i post
- hate what i have to say about xyz topic
- find me annoying
- don’t have anything in common with me anymore, and are bored by the things i post
- feel obligated by whatever personal reason you may have to keep following me, even if literally any of those above things apply
this applies to mutuals as well. your dash should be your happy place, so no hard feelings and i wish you the best in life
James Frey (via prettybizarre)
I like dem deer thingies.
"An Evening with Neil Gaiman and Amanda Palmer"
(the awkwardness and sincerity with which this was delivered…)—